No it's not that Worcester news. This is the New Worcester News, nothing to do with Worcester News, which remains Worcester's best-loved and oldest local newspaper (apart from Worcester Advertiser, Worcester Observer and Berrow's Worcester Journal)
This fresh new news site will put you, the people, in touch with the latest stories that we can invent, focused with laser-accuracy on the concerns of local Worcester people and maybe some yokels from fucken olde Droitwich town eh?
So sit back, relax, and shhhhhh just let it happen, let it happen...
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